No Legs Lyrics - Adam Green

There's no wrong way to fuck a girl with no legs 

Just tell her you love her as she's crawlin' away 

There's no wrong way to fuck a bitch with no faith 

Now you'll never be sad again 

Lovin' you are the two best things 

In a world that's skipping town 

Reaching blind into the deepest mouth 

In the brownest place around 

There's something amiss in her cum stained lips 

So I get the first kiss before she takes the last bite 

Genital outlaws in a positive way 

And in everything bagel too 

Getting strangled by the junkie priest 

As the boys get stoned in school 

There's a knock at your door and your parents come in 

They thought you were a different girl