Choke On A Cock Lyrics - Singles - Adam Green

I did not ask for a lot this year 

Every single day 

Lookin' for an answer to the words you say 

Never got to meet the President 

Never got to shake his squirly hand 

Oh, don't you know the President is out for tea with Tony Blair? 

He won't be back for hours maybe, homeboy 

I'd be so happy if I got to meet George Bush 

He's like an angel when Rebecca hears me calling 

I would dance on NBC and say George Bush shook hands with me 

Then I'd go and choke on a cock 

And Guinevere would find me leaving home 

And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone 

And Johnny Depp would call me on the phone, I know 

I'd be the greatest singer on the radio 

Leaning on the raging river flats 

Sliding off a single blade of grass 

Oh, don't you know the A.D.A. is brushing teeth with Johnny J 

They won't be smashing flowers, meet no more 

I'd be so happy if I bid it all on you 

And never answer when Rebecca ask me questions 

I'd lay down to some degree 

And say John Stern locked lips with me 

And then I'd go and choke 

For then I'd go and choke 

For then I'd go and choke on a cock