Never Trust A Man (with Egg On His Face) Lyrics - Adam And The Ants

A man and a woman walking down the street 

With a son and a daughter, it was, oh, so sweet 

When Mummy turned to Daddy and she said 

"My dear, write out your will, the end is near" 

Then she pulled out the gun 

I saw the sparks 

Messed up the suit that he'd bought from Marks 

Because 

She'd heard the voices from outer space 

She'd heard the voices from outer space 

She'd heard the voices from outer space 

Saying, "Never trust a man with egg on his face" 

Three months later Mrs. B stands 

A smile on her face, blood on her hands 

The kiddies got scared and have run to bed 

The headlines in the papers said that 

She was the victim of an awful plan 

Announced through the mouthpiece of a little green man 

She'd heard the voices from outer space saying 

"Never trust a man with egg on his face" 

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