Sluttier Younger Lyrics - Singles - Adam And Andrew

There are few things less appealing than you 

A preteen girl that dresses like a prostitute 

You want to act like Britney well thats a mistake 

You want to look like divas but divas are skanks 

Dating cooler older guys in high school grades 

If they were really that cool theyd get girls their own age 

But they cant, so their on a cradle crusade 

Cause statutory rapes the coolest way to get laid 

They dont want there bodies to be covered 

Cause girls are getting sluttier younger 

There too young to be talking about sex 

And losing their virginity at recess 

Buying push up bras you have to stuff to fill in 

And giving hand jobs on the bus during school field trips 

During dances moving like a tramp is your goal 

but you shouldnt wear revealing clothes if you have nothing to show 

Christina or Paris who do you idolize more 

While looking for a thong in a childrens size four 

Getting good grades is not what youre dreaming of 

Youd rather go on MTV and show them your nubs. 

That cant handle the pressure their under 

So girls are getting sluttier younger 

I wish those jr highers would stop 

Wearing shorts that barely cover their crotch 

Youre 12, mature enough to start smoking weed 

Wasnt it just last week you were watching Disney 

Now its The 101 Hottest Whores On E! 

So you can take notes on how to act like Tara Reid 

Step 1: get drunk and act real dumb 

Step 2: common sense makes life less fun 

Step 3: The best way to get accepted 

Is to put out and become anorexic. 

I dont understand so I wonder 

Why girls are getting sluttier younger 

They take their childhood and discard it 

Are they nave or just retarted, I dont know