Brand New Car Lyrics - Action Bronson

Brand New Car 

Action Bronson 

I got a brand new car 

I got a jazz guitar 

Welcome, everybody 

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Thank you a lot for coming, it means a lot to me 

Steer the yacht with my knee, plenty of botany 

Damn, bad chick on top of me, pornography 

And I know she only want me for my guap-ery 

(Ahem... let me get my voice right 

Gary, sorry, 1, 2, 3, 4) 

It's the first time ever 

Yo fuck this jacket, I turn this shit to 85 napkins 

Since Jeter's done I'm now the captain 

Trust you me, Gotham's safer now 

But there's always a new joker in town 

Ready to smoke you with that pound 

But when he shoots it, the flag says "BANG!" and everybody laughs 

He must be up and off the molly tab 

I'm by the bar lookin' Swedish in the trenchcoat stupid 

The only one drinkin' mango lassi in the bullpen 

My lips are sealed like the singer with bad skin 

My need for speed made the Jag spin 

Dog, I'll resurrect Freaky Tah to do my ad-libs 

Overseas I prolly got mad kids 

That I don't even know about, you better slow down, baby 

I'm still young, fuck it, gotta use it while it works 

Nothin' lasts forever, or does it? Fuck it 

Shout out to my cousins, all of 'em 

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I'll take it back to playin' handball and smokin' on the park benches 

Dippin' cabs and hoppin' fences 

Laughin' all the way back to the buildin' runnin' 

Got to the door, twist the key, elevator waitin' for me 

100, got upstairs and fixed eleven bowls of Crispix 

Grabbed a Snapple out the bin, no one's an even match for the kid 

Legs are made of stone, the back of a bridge 

In goal line situations I'll tackle The Fridge 

Peace to Mike Ditka, 50 on the light fixture 

Right side shifter, fight fixer, twist your sister 

And I ain't talkin' 'bout the hair band, mothafucka 

It's Bam Bam doin' ah ah ah ah 

Out with the, ah! 

I can't even get this fuckin' right, are you kidding me? 

I'm ashamed of myself, I'm sorry