Porn Star Lyrics - Singles - Abercrombie

I think I've seen her face before 

while at the video store 

I got this sense of dejavu 

when she blew me a kiss from across the room 

She's a wannabe model & a dancer & a singer & an actress 

but she always gets invited to celebrity events 

with Charlie Sheen or Slash or somebody with cash 

you know........I'm thinking she's a porn star 

Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen 

with the biggest smile that I've ever seen 

you know......she's a natural porn star 

She got the Benz and the house in the hills 

a closet full of lingerie a few chains and whips 

I thought it might bother me, her chosen occupation 

but she makes ten times my current profession 

Pop the champagne, light a candle, hit the sheets 

I can't help feeling like I'm auditioning 

Is there a video camera hidden in her clock? 

Did someone say we need the money shot? 

Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen 

with the biggest smile that I've ever seen 

you know......she's a natural porn star 

She wants to be up there with 

Jenna and Jeannie and be the queen of the scene 

Go on Howard Stern and sell pictures and panties 

and then retire at thirty with a pocket full of green 

with her natural born charm, she's a natural porn star 

Bumpin' and grindin' on the TV screen 

with the biggest smile that I've ever seen 

you know......she's a natural porn star 

Don't be shy, just let down your guard 

You do this all the time so it shouldn't be so hard 

cause....you're a natural 

Lights, camera, action, get on back to your mark 

Let's do it one more time with total disregard 

cause.....you're a natural porn star