Valentine's Day Lyrics - The Lexicon Of Love - Abc

When the postman don't call on Valentine's Day 

And Santa Claus don't come on a Christmas Day 

That umbrella won't work on a rainy day 

Don't ask me, I already know 

When they find you beached on the barrier reef 

And the only pleasure treasured is in map relief 

The choice is yours sure, saint or thief 

Don't ask me I already know 

Yes they baked your cake in little slices 

Kept your eye on rising prices 

Wound up winning booby prizes 

I'm sure you'd like to think you know what life is 

Find destiny through magazines 

Lip-licking, unzipping, Harpers and Queens 

From here to eternity without in-betweens 

Don't ask me, I already know 

With your heart on parade and your heart on parole 

I hope you find a sucker to buy that mink stole 

School for scandal, guess who's enrolled? 

So ask me, I already know 

When they find you beached on the barrier reef 

When the postman don't call on Valentine's Day 

When the only pleasure treasured is in map relief 

When you don't tell the truth, that's the price you pay 

When I'm shaking a hand, I'm clenching a fist 

If you gave me a pound for the moments I missed 

And I got dancing lessons for all the lips I shoulda kissed 

I'd be a millionaire, I'd be a Fred Astaire