King Money Lyrics - Abc

Not what you are, 

But what you've earned 

Where jack-queen-king 

Money's concerned 

A friend in need is a friend in debt 

That kinda friend king money can forget. 

May those that are full get struck dumb 

When they tell the hungry of the good times 

To come, 

More money than sense in their defence 

And cheaper jokes at our expense 

So if your king is money 

Then I feel sorry for you 

And if you think that it's funny 

Then maybe you do... 

Maybe you do king money 

King money, king money 

The midas touch doesn't mean 

That much until you're crippled with greed, 

Using gold as a crutch or half a man 

For half a crown for half a kingdom 

For half a town 

No geldt-in-my-pelt-jack, 

No cash in my shack so tell me the things 

That you think I lack 

Just what kinda price are you willing to pay 

For a holiday from the royal tourniquet 

So if your king is money 

Then I feel sorry for you 

And if you think that it's funny 

Then maybe you do... 

Maybe you do king money 

King money, king money 

Standing by the xerox machine 

I want to duplicate some money 

Build a fortune up in black and white 

But I'll need a master copy. 

You're gonna give your love to me 

Shake an apple off the apple tree 

When she moves it's poetry 

Come to me now, one, two, three 

King ka 

King ka 

King king money 

Plan the perfect double murder 

Maybe win the pools when I get some money 

Honey, I'll be knee high in consumer 

Durables 

Adorables...