Ain't That A Hell Of A Note Lyrics - Aaron Tippin

I hollered, "Hey honey, I'm home" 

Like I do every day at four 

But the TV ain't on and the car is gone 

She must be at the store 

Then I spied this piece of paper 

It looked like a list of things to do 

But when I got down to number six 

I realized we were through 

(One) 

The plumber couldn't make it today 

(Two) 

I've decided that I'm going away 

(Three) 

The dog's at the vet, the hearing is set 

Do you see what I'm trying to say? 

(Five) 

Don't forget to take out the trash 

(Six) 

I'm sorry but I'm not coming back 

You can't sugar coat what she really wrote 

Now ain't that a hell of a note 

I just stood there and scratched my head 

As my chin dropped to the floor 

But not even a tear after all these years 

I expected a little bit more 

I was countin' on grabbin' a good, cold beer 

Stretchin' out on the couch 

But she went by the numbers 

And I got counted out 

(One) 

The plumber couldn't make it today 

(Two) 

I've decided that I'm going away 

(Three) 

The dog's at the vet, the hearing is set 

Do you see what I'm trying to say? 

(Five) 

Don't forget to take out the trash 

(Six) 

I'm sorry but I'm not coming back 

You can't sugar coat what she really wrote 

Now ain't that a hell of a note 

Ah, ain't that a hell of a note