The Lamest Place In The World Lyrics - 13 (original Broadway Cast Recording) - Aaron Simon Gross

Patrice: 

Down the road, there's a dairy queen 

Up the block, there's a Wall-mart 

Theres a place you can accessorize your pets 

A school, a tree, a couple of churches 

And no matter how hard anybody searches 

Thats about as thrilling as this dumb-ass village gets 

Its the lamest place in the world 

But it just got a little bit better 

So don't disappear 

Its the lamest place in the world 

But Im pretty sure 

Its not as lame as it was before 

Now that youre here 

Forty miles to the nearest river 

Sixty miles to the airport 

When we plan our escape, thats where were going to have to be 

Its a shame, its a sham, its a terrible pity 

You got dragged away from New York City 

Its major suck for you but its amazing luck for me 

Its the lamest place in the world 

But it just got a little bit better 

Im happy to say 

Its the lamest place in the world 

Your completely exotic 

Intellectual neurotic 

You would never have a shot except 

You've found the perfect guide 

And though I don't really know you 

I can hardly wait to show you 

Every fake and freak 

Every fool and clown 

Since the Chippewa settled this stupid town 

Let'em laugh 

They wont keep me down 

With you by my side 

And it just got a little bit better 

Amazing but true 

Yes, the lamest place in the world 

Has lots of flaws 

But maybe it'll be fine because 

It brought me to you