The Pretzel Store Lyrics - Singles - Aardvarks

Music & Lyrics By:Laurie Berkner 

So I went down to the pretzel store 

'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more 

Let me tell you all about those crazy shapes 

Twisty, curvy, holey, and straight 

But I don't want to eat pretzels today 

'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into birds 

And flew away 

Everyday 

They flew away 

Oh, those tricky pretzels 

So I went back to the pretzel store 

'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more 

Let me tell you all about that yummy flavory 

Salty, sweet, and a little bit savory 

But I don't want to eat pretzels today 

'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into rainbow fish 

And swam away 

Everyday 

They swam away 

Oh, those tricky pretzels 

So I went back to the pretzel store 

'Cause I wanted to buy one or two more 

Let me tell you all about those favorite toppings 

Chocolate dipped and honey whipped 

But I don't want to eat pretzels today 

'Cause these tricky pretzels turned into horses 

And galloped away 

Everyday 

They galloped away 

Oh, those tricky pretzels 

"Neigh!"