Dance: Ten; Looks: Three Lyrics - A Chorus Line: 40th Anniversary Celebration Original Broadway Cast Recording - A Chorus Line

But after a while I caught on 

I mean, I saw what they were hiring 

I also swiped my dance card once 

After an audition 

And on a scale of one to ten 

They gave me 

For dance, ten, for looks, three 

Well! 

Dance, ten, looks, three 

And I'm still on unemployment 

Dancing for my own enjoyment 

That ain't it, kid, That ain't it, kid! 

Dance, ten, looks, three 

Is like to die 

Left the theater 

And called the doctor 

For my appointment to buy 

Tits and ass 

Bought myself a fancy pair 

Tightened up the derriere 

Did the nose with it, 

All that goes with it! 

Tits and ass 

Had the bingo-bongos done 

Suddenly I'm getting national tours 

Tits and ass won't get you jobs 

Unless they're yours 

Didn't cost a fortune neither 

Didn't hurt my sex life either 

Flat and sassy 

I would get the strays and losers 

Beggars really can't be choosers 

That ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kid 

Fix the chassis,"How do you do" 

Life turned into an endless medley 

Of, "Gee, it had to be you" 

Why? 

Tits and ass 

Where the cupboard once was bare 

Now you knock and someone's there 

You have got 'em, hey, top to bottom, hey 

It's a gas 

Just a dash of silicone 

Shake your new maracas and your fine 

Tits and ass can change your life 

They sure changed mine 

You're all looking at my tits now, aren't you? 

They aren't that big 

I heard that, you bitch, I didn't want 'em like yours 

I wanted them in proportion 

Well, you got what you paid for 

I wouldn't mind having just one of yours 

Well go out and buy 'em 

Have it all done 

Honey, take my word 

Grab a cab, c'mon 

See the wizard on 

Park and 73 for 

Tits and ass 

Orchestra and balcony 

What they want is what cha see 

Keep the best of you 

Do all the rest of you 

Pits or class 

I have never seen it fail 

Debutante or chorus girl or wife 

Tits and ass 

Yes, tits and ass 

Have changed my life