Old Mr. Heffer Lyrics - Bigger, Better, Faster, More! - 4 Non Blondes

Stumbled my way on the darkest afternoon 

I got a beer in my hand and I'm draggin' a stoogie too 

The back of my brain is tickin' like a clock 

Well, I simmer down gently but boil on, what the fuck 

I get back 'cause I'm feelin' good tonight 

I get back 'cause I'm feelin' right 

Trouble is a word that starts with a capital T 

And I refer myself to the word 'cause I'm so keen 

Little do they know that I'm struttin' such a style 

It makes the trouble in me all worth the while 

I get back 'cause I'm feelin' good tonight 

I get back 'cause I'm feelin' right 

There goes Billy and Susie walkin' hand in hand 

Well, I quickly caught up slurring, "Yo what's the plan?" 

They had fear in their eyes and bellies that ran like dogs 

I barreled down laughing screaming, "Susie, you forgot your clogs" 

Well, old Mr. Heffer, I'm really pleased to meet you 

I didn't mean to scare your blue eyed child 

But Billy didn't talk to me and Susie wouldn't look at me 

It made me so doggone crazy, I had to chase them for a mile 

All I wanted was change for a buck 

Well, I'm back and I'm feelin' good tonight 

Well, I'm back and I'm feelin' right 

Well, I'm back and I'm feelin' good tonight 

Well, I'm back and I'm feelin' right, Jesus