My Dick [explicit] Lyrics - Night Sports [explicit] - 3oh!3

E-e-e-very time I look at my dick 

Dick, dick, dick 

Call me on the dog and bone 

All you Yanks, that's a telephone 

Here have a look, just have a butcher's 

Northern Mancky, cock-munchers 

My dick's bigger than your brother 

Pushing twenty-five stone like your mother 

My dick's bigger than Wales 

And your dick's smaller than a motherfuckin' snail 

Ma bite mec 

Ca monte jusqu'a la tour 

Ta bite mec 

Ca voit meme pas le jour 

My dick like the Mississippi river 

My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner? 

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick 

And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick 

(Goddamn) 

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick 

And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick 

(Goddamn) 

Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine 

My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean 

So fresh you can swish it like Listerine 

Your dick look like Adam Levine 

My dick like Pinocchio nose 

I lie and I just watch it grow 

I hang low like trunk of Dumbo 

While your dick is small like Frodo 

Okay now 

Young punk in this motherfucker 

Place looking right in this motherfucker 

Big dick Clark in this motherfucker 

Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter 

Time to avoid them Barry Bonds 

Dick so big, got a car alarm 

Dick so big that it bought the farm 

Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm 

Coming through with a big wang 

Doing things bigger than the big bang 

Your dick don't got no name 

Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames 

V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames 

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick 

And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick 

(Goddamn) 

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick 

(Goddamn) 

And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick 

(Goddamn) 

Your dick's growing mold 

My dick shines like gold 

Your dick's like the Pope 

My dick don't get old 

Every morning I wake up and cry 

It's too much dick for one guy 

But if I donated my shit to science 

Motherfucker probably start a riot 

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick 

(Goddamn) 

And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick 

(Goddamn) 

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick 

(Goddamn) 

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick 

(That's a small dick)