Basmf Lyrics - Night Sports - 3oh!3

I came into this world without a single idea 

That if you wanna get to the top then you better learn how to steal 

When everything is mine do I really need apostrophe? 

You better learn how to raise your hand if you wanna come here and talk to me 

I rock a bus pass cause you know that talk is cheap 

Can't make a living dropping shit just like colostomy 

Plus these bitches ain't King Koopa boss of me 

This shit is crunchy, like socks and Birkenstocks to me 

Upset your neighbors when the music makes you stomp your feet 

Upset the dead when we're in the graveyard dropping beats 

Crack your head when we take you out and rock the street 

Now everybody go ahead and sing along with me 

We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers 

If our shit's so bad, why's your sister trying to fuck us? 

You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us 

Saying, "look at these badass stupid motherfuckers" 

Wrapped in a Navajo poncho 

With a beard soaked in patchouli to drip into your nachos 

I can get your blood boiling like Al Pacino 

Cause I'll be the one rapping in your ear while you're waiting for your Frappuccino 

Yeah, I get the crowd high like every word's a kilo 

While Nat gets radiation, making beats just like it's chemo 

We glow like mutant ooze that turns us into ninjas 

It goes three drinks, peace out - just the middle fingers 

We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers 

If our shit's so bad, why's your sister trying to fuck us? 

You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us 

Saying, "look at these badass stupid motherfuckers" 

Captain, two specimens, both native and foreign 

Belonging to their cultures, yet answering to no one 

Both tall and exceedingly handsome 

If I had to guess, I'd say they were wealthy and then some 

We are the same old Boulder motherfuckers 

If our shit's so bad, why's your sister trying to fuck us? 

You'll be at the same job while the aliens abduct us 

Saying, "look at these badass stupid motherfuckers"