Landlord Lyrics - Singles - 3 Minute Hero

silverfish are swimming in and out of my walls 

my heat is out -- you don't return my calls 

the snow is drifted up -- i can't get my mail 

my faith in mankind is beginning to fail... 

..kind of like my washer and my dryer 

the latter of which sets my clothes on fire 

evil, evil man -- i'm under your spell 

but everybody knows you're the landlord from hell 

i can't believe the things that you're doing to me 

i can't believe the rotten things you've done to me 

my windows don't close and my sinks don't drain 

on a sunny day my roof can't keep out the rain 

find a buyer and i'm ready to sell 

but i'll be sure to tell the suckers you're a landlord from hell 

[chorus] 

the floor is buckled, the furnace belches smoke 

when i turn on the faucet i'm sure to get soaked 

the outlets aren't grounded, i always get a shock 

upwards around fourteen hundred kilowatts 

i pay my bills and nothing gets done 

you're a sadomasochist who thinks it's fun 

you're an evil man, you ain't norman fell 

that's why landlord i'll see you in hell