The New Guest Who... Lyrics - Singles - 2merica

Television will never be the same 

we can make a series out of it 

suicide of the week 

hell, why limit ourself 

execution of the week 

terrorist of the week 

I love it, suicides, assassination, mad bombers 

mafia hit men, automobile smashups 

the death hour 

...you got the wrong movie 

[that's great] 

ok, so now you got four pegs 

you oughta be able to patch one together 

from there, right? 

let's go to the next one 

ew, it's much worse than i thought... 

ew, it's much worse than i thought... 

ew, it's much worse than i thought... 

Coming up next... 

coming up we'll have the latest... 

but up very next... 

also ahead... 

later up on the show... 

so that's coming up next... 

No one in my family is in show business, 

the fact that i'm sitting here now 

is like, really, like 

it's just absurd 

so what do you think 

when should be begin? 

Two american contractors: 

uh, this is a situation 

that could radically spin 

out of control 

not what we were lead to believe 

pay to play 

not a bad imitation 

an upscale neighborhood of baghdad 

two american contractors 

it might make a good tv show, huh? 

Two americans, next 

we fairly and accurately report 

what i believe to be the truth... 

now your doctor has that proof 

now! later on though 

lying? he's clearly lying 

lying? a live report 

more on that when we come back 

Two american contractors: 

no word as to who has done it 

please stay with us 

say your piece! 

please stay with us 

oh yeah we're doing a follow-up 

that's great stuff 

the major thrust 

great stuff 

more on that when we come back 

anytime i'm wrong i want folks to know it 

we'll have all details coming up 

in seven minutes... 

The good news - 

the weekend 

oh yeah 

there's just too much going on this weekend 

there's a lot of stuff going on 

hmm... profit margins? 

profit margins