Splak Shop Lyrics - Greatest Hits - 2 Live Crew

I won't take a bitch to my house 

Don't have to see where I'm livin', uh-uh, that's out! 

If you want to splak, I know you're down like that 

We can go to this place by the railroad track 

It has a room with a view, just right for two 

Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood 

Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim glasses 

A king-size waterbed to lay your ass in 

A video screen, of you and me 

So don't be camera-shy; I won't let nobody see 

You can lounge around in your silky nightgown 

Just take off your bra and pull your panties down 

'Cause I'll seduce you, whore, bust down your back door 

You dog-ass bitch, get down on all fours 

'Cause this is the place for head, booty and cock 

You know what it's called, the Fuck Shop! 

Now bitches and sluts, I'm down with 'em 

And there's a place where I get with 'em 

It has a water bed 'cause the place is phat 

A lion-skin rug to lay the bitch on her back 

With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls 

Mirrors on the floor so I can see it all 

No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws 

And raise that ass so I'll splak it all! 

So bend your ass over, I'll get it from the back 

Dick ya ass down, make the pussy go smack 

And with every stroke, bitch, start to yell 

Ain't nothing can save you but a truth in the smell 

It's a freaky place, and an all-out blast, 

'Cause when you're done, you'll wash your ass 

So if you're down, we'll hit the spot 

You know what it's called, the Splak Shop! 

The Fuck Shop, the ideal place to meet 

When you're cheatin' on your wife with an undercover freak 

It's better than any hotel room 

Just right for a secret rendezvous 

So when you're on a mission, one late night 

And you're looking for a spot where the price is right 

You can come on in for an hour or two 

But just make sure you bring a rubber with you! 

When you're with a hoe and you wanna get freaky 

This is the spot when you're low on money 

Pick her ass up when it's after dawn 

Jump in the ride, head to the park 

No need for candle lights, panel doors will do 

In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo 

So if you got a trick, head to the spot 

You know what it's called, the Splak Shop!