Tryin' to keep straight but you left it too late. The drink is beating you hands down. You once made a wish that before you got old. You'd be six feet under ground.
I spend most every night just me and my TV. And I eat my cookies and I sip on my warm tea. I'm never ever, ever, ever gonna make it. Never ever, ever, ever gonna shake it.
You know Christina's got the body. She really likes to spin and twirl. But when she's flirting with the camera. You know she's just a little girl. Now Pink is cute but still a baby.