You know I love to drink my share of whiskey, beer and wine. But lately I've had one too many, one too many times. So bartender, I've been thinkin' up a drinkin' resolution.
Me and my son were in a tack shop one day, he'd just got a pony for his seventh birthday.. He needed a rig and we found one he liked and I was tryin to get the old feller to come down off his price and he said son,.