Urgh urgh aw shit what's this new 900 number shit. Let me call that shit and see what the fuck this is all about. 1-900-S-P-I-see-E. This better not be no bullshit either.
Aw shit. One of them fake-ass answer machines again. 1-800-fake-ass-answer-machine. . Mi-ni-mi pickin up da phone to hear da ring-a-ding-ling-a. Mi hope ya not a cop, 'cause mi be slingin' dem things-a.