Ain't no people on the old dirt road. No more weather on the old dirt road. It's better than a mudslide mamma when the dry spell come, yeah. Oh oh oh oh, old dirt road.
(Parody of "Help!" by The Beatles). . Ouch!. You're breaking my heart. Ouch!. I'm falling apart. Ouch!. Ow-ow-ouch!. When we first met. I must admit I fell for you right from the start.