Ain't no people on the old dirt road. No more weather on the old dirt road. It's better than a mudslide mamma when the dry spell come, yeah. Oh oh oh oh, old dirt road.
I'd like to be under the sea. In an octopus's garden in the shade. He'd let us in, knows where we've been. In his octopus's garden in the shade. . I'd ask my friends to come and see.
(Parody of "Help!" by The Beatles). . Ouch!. You're breaking my heart. Ouch!. I'm falling apart. Ouch!. Ow-ow-ouch!. When we first met. I must admit I fell for you right from the start.