I ain't got no car. And I've got one pair of jeans. They've been stretched too far. And now they're weak at the seams. I can't say what's next. And I got nothin' up my sleeve.
Just because I don't have a diamond ring. Doesn't mean I'm gonna be your dirty fling. I'm just a-dancing with my girls on a Friday night. Don't even buying me a drink to have a good old time.