I've got a leg, it's made out of wood. I bought it in a tavern from a gnarly old dude. When I got shot to pieces by a cannon ball. It cut me down to size, I used to be quite tall.
There lies a tavern down Wisconsin Way. Where you can get drunk any time of the day. The landlord's a bastard, the barmaid's a whore. But give them no shit or you're straight out the door.
The time for execution, a harrowing display. For treachery upon the seas has taken place this day. Your final hour has begun,. We've all agreed your end has come.
Inside of aeons from chaotic spires. A shell of frozen time. Where beats the silent ocean. Of shadows turned sublime. Forces of inspiring luminescence.
I come to you from another time. With a message that everyone must die. At the hand of undead squids from space. They'll crush your skull and smash your face.
For many a-year we have travelled the seas. Singing songs about pirates and all their misdeeds!. Stories of treasure and great undead foes. Just a day in the life of a man that I know.
I know a place at the edge of the land. Where the grass runs out and turns into sand. I know a place where a man can't stand. Cos a man can't walk in the sea.
Under the sea, there's a colony of bees. And a man named Fred who will shoot you dead. If you try to steal from his apiary sealed. With magic spells at the gate to hell.
The snow fell hard on a frozen sea. As the night swarmed all around. With no moon to guide or passage north. This corpse of mine may never be found. .
Sailing the raging seas. To distant lands unknown. Porto Bello fell in a day. Now Britannia rules the waves. Thirty thousand men at arms. Red Ensign in the sky.
Captain, there be vikings off the starboard bow!. Attack!. . 'Twas off some Caribbean shore. While on an epic quest. We came across a strange device!.