SPOKEN:. . Ernie: What are you doing, Bert?. . Bert: Sitting and thinking.. . Ernie: Thinking about what?. . Bert: My favorite number.. . Ernie: Oh? That's really ... boring, Bert..
(spoken after smoking piano riff). . Well, here I am in my tubby again. And my tubby's all filled up with water and nice fluffy suds, honey. And I've got my soap .... looky here ... and I got my washcloth ... look at this ... and I got my nifty scrub-brush, honey, just scrub, just scrub. And I got my big, BIG, fluffy towel to dry me off when I'm done. And I got my piano. And there's one other thing that makes tubby-time the very best time of the whole day, honey. And you know what that is? A very special friend of mine, my very favorite little old friend .... (music starts).
Rubber Duckie, you're the one,. You make bathtime lots of fun,. Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you;. . (woh woh, bee doh!). . Rubber Duckie, joy of joys,.
One small voice can teach. the world a song. start with one small voice. 'till another sings along. and then you'll feel the music. growing full and sure.
Ernie: I've got two eyes. Elmo: Oh, got two eyes. Ernie: So I can see. Elmo: Yes, eyes can see. Ernie: I've got two ears to listen to what you say to me.
I like your eyes. I like your nose. I like your mouth. Your ears, your hands, your toes. I like your face. It's really you. I like the things you say and do.
If you want to see me, I'll tell you what to do,. Knock three times on my trashcan lid, and then I'll know it's you.. Knock three times (knock, knock, knock sound).
There's just one me. Nobody like me. Take a look and see. Just one me. The sound of my voice is like no voice that you've heard. Whatever I am, I know I'm one special bird!.
I know I'm an exciting, OK kinda guy. I once had a girlfriend. And she went to pieces every time she saw me. This is the song I sang to her as she was falling apart.
Oh, I've got five people in my family. And there's not one of them I'd swap.. There is a sister, and two brothers,. And a mother, and a pop (that's me)..
Who says five friends can't have fun?. Who says five's not as good as one?. Who says, "Two is company; five's a mob"?. Gotta tell ya!. Someone who says five's too much should get a job.
Dad: First was me. . Mom: Then was we. . (the son and daughter come out). . Mom and Dad: Then was them. . All: And that made all of us. And we're a family!.
Muppet 1: I'd like to be a dancer, adancing on my toes.. Muppet 2: I'd like to be a fireman, I'd squirt you with my hose!. Muppet 3: And I would be a sailor, and I'd sail the seven seas. But.....
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Eight beautiful notes. . I play eight notes they sound like this. When I play them I can't miss.
Out of his secret garden somewhere in New Jersey comes your newest favorite super hero!. . It is I, Captain Vegetable. With my carrot, and my celery. Eating crunchy vegetables is good for me.
Ernie: Bert? Hey, Bert? Bert?. . Bert: Ernie, what is it? I'm trying to sleep.. . Ernie: Hey, Bert, did you ever think about all the things you like?.