I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car. I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car. I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car. So I wouldn't have to, drinkin' bitch.
I pissed in my pants, the toilet was just to far. I drunk too much damn beer. I tried to hold it in but my bladder just gave in. And I pissed right through my drawers.