I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car. I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car. I wish my mother-in-law'd get hit by a car. So I wouldn't have to, drinkin' bitch.
I pissed in my pants, the toilet was just to far. I drunk too much damn beer. I tried to hold it in but my bladder just gave in. And I pissed right through my drawers.
Thank you!. Appreciate it!. Git-R-Done! But it's good to be here, I tell you.. When I come in here this evening and see my name out front in magic marker, boy I tell you what. Daggone..