Mother, father, I'm here in the zoo. I can't come home 'cause I've grown up too soon. I got my sentence, I got my command. They said, they'd make me major if I met all their demands.
I wish you'd known me when I was alive, I was a funny fellow. The crowd would hoot and holler for more. I wore a drunks red nose for applause, oh yes I was a comical priest.
Maureen and Stan were looking for a job. They got songs for every occasion. And a little limelight robbery. No one will employ them. There's nothing to decide.
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