The Perfect Mess

Because you got everything. (that you can count on one hand). But your spirit grows weak. (and you feel like the better man). You wanted it all, you like to play ball.

Turn Clyde

Times new roman you know the type. Calling me public enemy, but don't believe the hype. Tough guy like the one in "star 80" wanna bait me. Hook line sinker now your lady wanna date me.

Three Point One Four

My last girlfriend didn't like me, thought she might be. Most likely a dyke, she just didn't excite me. Lefty, yeah, but that was alright. She was hotter than the sun but she just wasn't that bright.

This Is Stupid

Oh, do you let someone. Know with your hot cakes are selling well?.

The Vagina Song

Some of them are hairy, Some of them are bald. Some are kind of scary, And this is what they're called. VagiHaaaina!(vagina). VagaHoooo!(vagina). They call that thing..vagina.

The Roof Is On Fire

The roof the roof the roof is on fire. The roof the roof the roof is on fire. The roof the roof the roof is on fire. We don't need no water let the motherfucker burn.

The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope

"A" is for "Apple". "B" is for "Balloons". "C" is for "Crayons". "D" is for "Drum". Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell. . One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two.

The Evils Of Placenta Hustling

The Ballad Of Chasey Lain

Dear Chasey Lain, I wrote to explain. I'm your biggest fan. I just wanted to ask, could I eat your ass?. Write back as soon as you can. . You've had a lotta dick, had a lotta dick.

The Bad Touch

Ha ha, well now!. We call this the act of mating. But there are several other very important differences. Between human beings and animals that you should know about.

The 10 Coolest Things About New Jersey

Here are the 10 coolest things about New Jersey. Hit it boys, get away from me, can't you see. I'm just losing you, aren't you just on your own?. . The new things.

That Cough Came With A Prize

Take The Long Way Home

Did you ever read Voltaire's, 'Candide'?. He says, "Live life at Benny Hill freak out speed". Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase. Make it up as you go Keyser Soze.

Take Me Along

And now the time has come for leaving. And when you go I must go too. I hope that when it matters most to me. That it will mean as much to you. You know that I didn't ask for trouble and that.

Top Of The Mountain

I remember when you came knocking on my door. I wouldn't let you in. I kept hiding but you kept trying. And now my life is so much more. . Hold me and believe me, on your Word I'll stand.

The World (keeps Movin' Around)

There's a high speed chase on a freeway. While an old man pushes a broom. There's a young boy sleepin', a window weepin'. And an artist paintin' a tune.

The Presence

I can't say what happened for sure. All I know is that I don't have that fear anymore. Something big has taken hold. And now my life is not my own anymore.

The Messiah

Take him down, take him down. Move him gently, hold his head. Wipe his face, clean the blood off. Lay him here, wrap him in this cloth. . Lift him up, lift him up.

The Strain

You'll never know the hate that I've known. Though you'll pretend that you hear. You're privileged You could never understand. So I will hurt you and you'll see.

Tear Out My Eyes

My mask of sanity is slipping away. and I don't know if I can last much longer. help me. Human faces grow so twisted and farther away,. thought I could take it but the hate grows stronger. help me.